A group of politicians were preparing to board a luxury
ship. 5 Republicans were already
standing on the dock as 10 Democrats started down the walk-way. Suddenly, the dock collapses and the
republicans drop into the water. A
structural engineer is later called in to determine the cause of the
collapse. Upon being asked why he
thought the dock collapsed he replied, “well isn’t obvious? Too much liberal pier pressure.”
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Flies
Two flies had been standing around all day. The first fly says, "Man my legs are killing me." The second replies, "ya mine too, I'm going to go find a stool."
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