Tuesday, April 9, 2013


A group of politicians were preparing to board a luxury ship.  5 Republicans were already standing on the dock as 10 Democrats started down the walk-way.  Suddenly, the dock collapses and the republicans drop into the water.  A structural engineer is later called in to determine the cause of the collapse.  Upon being asked why he thought the dock collapsed he replied, “well isn’t obvious?  Too much liberal pier pressure.”


Two flies had been standing around all day.  The first fly says, "Man my legs are killing me."  The second replies, "ya mine too, I'm going to go find a stool."

Thursday, March 7, 2013

A new Drone!

Today General Atomics, who makes the Predator Drone, announced a much smaller version of the Predator Drone, this model, is designed to survey schoolyards and play grounds for anything suspicious and this model is called, "The Child Predator".

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Did you know that Maybelline has a new cosmetic product for Valentine's Day?  It's called Valentine's Day Massacara.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

What did the insulator say to the electron who was trying to leave the battery? He said, "Get back in your cell!"