ATHO: A little humor created by me.
Sunday, March 23, 2014
BuzzzZzzzz.zz.z.zz.
A fly lands in a toilet bowl. Another fly lands beside him and says, "Man, I hate the sides of these things, they're so slippery!" The other fly replies, "Ya, but you know what really pisses me off?".... wait for it...
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Politicians
A group of politicians were preparing to board a luxury
ship. 5 Republicans were already
standing on the dock as 10 Democrats started down the walk-way. Suddenly, the dock collapses and the
republicans drop into the water. A
structural engineer is later called in to determine the cause of the
collapse. Upon being asked why he
thought the dock collapsed he replied, “well isn’t obvious? Too much liberal pier pressure.”
Flies
Two flies had been standing around all day. The first fly says, "Man my legs are killing me." The second replies, "ya mine too, I'm going to go find a stool."
Thursday, March 7, 2013
A new Drone!
Today General Atomics, who makes the Predator Drone, announced a much smaller version of the Predator Drone, this model, is designed to survey schoolyards and play grounds for anything suspicious and this model is called, "The Child Predator".
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Thursday, August 23, 2012
You think you know it. Butt you don't.
It’s the first day of school, a college professor enters his classroom and says to all of his students, “I just want you all to know…” then breaks WIND loudly and obtrusively. About an hour after class, the Dean calls the professor into his office and says, “Professor Morgan, I understand you disrupted your class today by passing gas loudly and without apology, in front of your class.” The professor responds with smug satisfaction, “Yes I did.” The dean responds, “ yes… well don’t you think you’re putting the fart before the course?”
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